Disastrous

I don't know if it's karma coming down on me or if it's just I'm a disaster when I have a cold! I've got the sniffles/not-quite-there sneezes/watery eyes head cold...along with that, my hair dryer died this morning (I'm a vision of beauty today), and if I walk into one more thing, I think amputating my left leg would be the best answer! My left shin is killing me from walking into a cart this morning...all black and blue and still rather swollen.

No, it's not karma - I'm just a plain disaster!!